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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4134620" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>Story I</p><p> </p><p></p><p>E: Do u have a boyfriend?</p><p>C: I have.</p><p> </p><p>E: Is he working Locally?</p><p>C: No. He is working Overseas.</p><p> </p><p>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !</p><p>C: Why?</p><p> </p><p>E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Story II</p><p> </p><p></p><p>E: Any girl friends?</p><p>C: No.</p><p> </p><p>E: So far chased any before?</p><p>C: Have, but not successful.</p><p> </p><p>E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?</p><p>C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.</p><p> </p><p>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.</p><p>C: Why?</p><p> </p><p>E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p> </p><p>Story III</p><p> </p><p></p><p>E: Any girlfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p> </p><p>E: Is she pretty?</p><p>C: Not quite.</p><p> </p><p>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.</p><p>C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?</p><p> </p><p>E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p> </p><p>Story IV</p><p> </p><p></p><p>E: Any girlfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p> </p><p>E: Is she pretty?</p><p>C: yes</p><p> </p><p>E: Is she your first lover?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p> </p><p>E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p> </p><p>Story V</p><p> </p><p></p><p>E: Any girlfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p> </p><p>E: Is she your first lover?</p><p>C: No. Have a few already.</p><p> </p><p>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p> </p><p>Story VI</p><p> </p><p></p><p>E: Any boyfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p> </p><p>E: Is he rich?</p><p>C: No.</p><p> </p><p>E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p> </p><p>Story VII</p><p> </p><p></p><p>E: Any boyfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p> </p><p>E: Is he rich ?</p><p>C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.</p><p> </p><p>E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!</p><p>C: But,...... There is no position in his company.</p><p> </p><p>E: Then,..... What is your qualification?</p><p>C: Secretary!</p><p> </p><p>E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.</p><p>C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.</p><p> </p><p>E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4134620, member: 49393"] Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u. ********* Story II E: Any girl friends? C: No. E: So far chased any before? C: Have, but not successful. E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. C: Why? E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!! ********* Story III E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Not quite. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist. ********* Story IV E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: yes E: Is she your first lover? C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit. ********* Story V E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: No. Have a few already. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!) ********* Story VI E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich? C: No. E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce. ********* Story VII E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich ? C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company. E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we! C: But,...... There is no position in his company. E: Then,..... What is your qualification? C: Secretary! E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits. C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!! [/QUOTE]
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