Dreamworks_naveen

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  • Sep 12, 2007
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    Story I


    E: Do u have a boyfriend?
    C: I have.

    E: Is he working Locally?
    C: No. He is working Overseas.

    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
    C: Why?

    E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.


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    Story II


    E: Any girl friends?
    C: No.

    E: So far chased any before?
    C: Have, but not successful.

    E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
    C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.

    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
    C: Why?

    E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!


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    Story III


    E: Any girlfriends?
    C: Yes.

    E: Is she pretty?
    C: Not quite.

    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
    C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?

    E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.


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    Story IV


    E: Any girlfriends?
    C: Yes.

    E: Is she pretty?
    C: yes

    E: Is she your first lover?
    C: Yes.

    E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.


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    Story V


    E: Any girlfriends?
    C: Yes.

    E: Is she your first lover?
    C: No. Have a few already.

    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)


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    Story VI


    E: Any boyfriends?
    C: Yes.

    E: Is he rich?
    C: No.

    E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.


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    Story VII


    E: Any boyfriends?
    C: Yes.

    E: Is he rich ?
    C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.

    E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
    C: But,...... There is no position in his company.

    E: Then,..... What is your qualification?
    C: Secretary!

    E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.
    C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.

    E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!