Becky Goldberg comes home from shopping and is horrified to find Hymie in bed with a beautiful young girl. She is about to storm out of the house, when Hymie stops her.
”Before you leave,” he says, ”I want you to hear how all this came about. I saw this young girl, looking tired and worn out, so I brought her home and made her a sandwich.
”She was wearing worn-out sandals, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you never wear, because they went out of fashion.
”She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I gave you for your birthday, that you never wear because the color does not suit you.
”Her jeans were also worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours, that were perfectly good until you gained a few pounds.
”Then as she was about to leave, she stopped and asked, ‘Is there anything else your wife does not use any more?’”
”Before you leave,” he says, ”I want you to hear how all this came about. I saw this young girl, looking tired and worn out, so I brought her home and made her a sandwich.
”She was wearing worn-out sandals, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you never wear, because they went out of fashion.
”She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I gave you for your birthday, that you never wear because the color does not suit you.
”Her jeans were also worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours, that were perfectly good until you gained a few pounds.
”Then as she was about to leave, she stopped and asked, ‘Is there anything else your wife does not use any more?’”
