Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3550541" data-attributes="member: 120286">Becky Goldberg comes home from shopping and is horrified to find Hymie in bed with a beautiful young girl. She is about to storm out of the house, when Hymie stops her.”Before you leave,” he says, ”I want you to hear how all this came about. I saw this young girl, looking tired and worn out, so I brought her home and made her a sandwich.”She was wearing worn-out sandals, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you never wear, because they went out of fashion.”She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I gave you for your birthday, that you never wear because the color does not suit you.”Her jeans were also worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours, that were perfectly good until you gained a few pounds.”Then as she was about to leave, she stopped and asked, ‘Is there anything else your wife does not use any more?’”</blockquote>

Top Bottom