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<blockquote data-quote="rigamage" data-source="post: 16251943" data-attributes="member: 20088"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">bukiyen issuwa...</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rigamage, post: 16251943, member: 20088"] [SIZE="4"]1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. 7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. 9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby. 10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months :lol::lol::lol::lol: [COLOR="Red"]bukiyen issuwa...[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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