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Message: <blockquote data-quote="upe" data-source="post: 3443413" data-attributes="member: 33469">1) What is the difference between women and puppies?Answer: Puppies grow up.Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />**********2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?Answer: Because they are...Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it**********3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.Actual Answer: NOTHING!**********4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?Answer: Who cares ?????..Actual Answer: check your physics text book**********5) What did God say after he created woman?Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />**********6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!**********7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?Answers: I) no mind ii) no businessActual Answer: who says that we don't??<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> __________________</blockquote>

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