It's all about women

Dreamworks_naveen · Nov 23, 2008

1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

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2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

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3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

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4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

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5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

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6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

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7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: I) no mind ii) no business

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GNS · Nov 23, 2008

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lansoft · Nov 23, 2008

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upe · Nov 23, 2008

1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings

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2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it
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3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Actual Answer: NOTHING!
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4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

Actual Answer: check your physics text book
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5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs.

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6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!

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7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
Actual Answer: who says that we don't?? :no:

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lek · Nov 23, 2008

upe said:
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings
**********

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it
**********

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Actual Answer: NOTHING!
**********

4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

Actual Answer: check your physics text book
**********

5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs.
**********

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!

**********

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
Actual Answer: who says that we don't??
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mmmmm.....0/7.......weak..... :angry:

Retry..........

Dark-Angel · Nov 23, 2008

upe said:
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings
**********

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it
**********

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Actual Answer: NOTHING!
**********

4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

Actual Answer: check your physics text book
**********

5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs.
**********

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!

**********

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
Actual Answer: who says that we don't??
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Good response :yes:

northtech · Nov 23, 2008

upe said:
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings
**********

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it
**********

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Actual Answer: NOTHING!
**********

4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

Actual Answer: check your physics text book
**********

5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs.
**********

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!

**********

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
Actual Answer: who says that we don't??
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Kalindugayan · Nov 23, 2008

Agreed

upe · Nov 23, 2008

lek said:
mmmmm.....0/7.......weak.....
Retry..........

hehe anee palayan yanna...don't be soo sexist

Hiroshan1 · Nov 23, 2008

DJANURADHA@mp3 · Nov 23, 2008

nilan101 · Nov 23, 2008

ya agreed!!!

dnkr · Nov 23, 2008

Originally Posted by upe
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings
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it only a JOKe

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it
**********
its only a joke

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Actual Answer: NOTHING!
**********
its only a joke
4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

Actual Answer: check your physics text book
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Both at da same time (its only a joke)

5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs.
**********
charles darwin theory !pls read (its only a joke)

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!
its only a joke
**********

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
Actual Answer: who says that we don't??
its only a joke

8)why was dis women soooo jobless to prove dat it is a stupid joke
Answer;they ar so dum they dnt knw a joke wen they see one

its only a joke

freak88 · Nov 23, 2008

Nuwanddi · Nov 23, 2008

dnkr said:
Originally Posted by upe
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings
**********
it only a JOKe

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it
**********
its only a joke

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Actual Answer: NOTHING!
**********
its only a joke
4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

Actual Answer: check your physics text book
**********
Both at da same time (its only a joke)

5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs.
**********
charles darwin theory !pls read (its only a joke)

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!
its only a joke
**********

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
Actual Answer: who says that we don't??
its only a joke

8)why was dis women soooo jobless to prove dat it is a stupid joke
Answer;they ar so dum they dnt knw a joke wen they see one

its only a joke

10000% correct machan

Welcome to EK

thsd_2008 · Nov 24, 2008

upe said:
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings
**********

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it
**********

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Actual Answer: NOTHING!
**********

4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

Actual Answer: check your physics text book
**********

5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs.
**********

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!

**********

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
Actual Answer: who says that we don't??
__________________

100% correct....

Hiranchandima · Nov 24, 2008

dnkr said:
Originally Posted by upe
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings
**********
it only a JOKe

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it
**********
its only a joke

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Actual Answer: NOTHING!
**********
its only a joke
4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

Actual Answer: check your physics text book
**********
Both at da same time (its only a joke)

5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs.
**********
charles darwin theory !pls read (its only a joke)

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!
its only a joke
**********

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
Actual Answer: who says that we don't??
its only a joke

8)why was dis women soooo jobless to prove dat it is a stupid joke
Answer;they ar so dum they dnt knw a joke wen they see one

its only a joke