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<blockquote data-quote="dnkr" data-source="post: 3443949" data-attributes="member: 89970"><p>Originally Posted by <strong>upe</strong></p><p><em>1) What is the difference between women and puppies?</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Answer: Puppies grow up.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em><span style="color: dimgray"><span style="color: red">Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></em></p><p><em>**********</em></p><p><em>it only a JOKe</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Answer: Because they are...</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em><span style="color: red">Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it</span></em></p><p><em>**********</em></p><p><em>its only a joke</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em><span style="color: red">Actual Answer: NOTHING!</span></em></p><p><em>**********</em></p><p><em>its only a joke</em></p><p><em>4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Answer: Who cares ?????..</em></p><p><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: red">Actual Answer: check your physics text book</span></em></p><p><em>**********</em></p><p><em>Both at da same time (its only a joke)</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>5) What did God say after he created woman?</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em><span style="color: red">Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></em></p><p><em>**********</em></p><p><em>charles darwin theory !pls read (its only a joke)</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.</em></p><p><em><span style="color: red">Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere!</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: red"></span>its only a joke </em></p><p><em>**********</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Answers: I) no mind ii) no business</em></p><p><em><span style="color: red">Actual Answer: who says that we don't??<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> </span></em></p><p><em>its only a joke </em></p><p> </p><p><em>8)why was dis women soooo jobless to prove dat it is a stupid joke</em></p><p><em>Answer;they ar so dum they dnt knw a joke wen they see one </em></p><p> </p><p><em>its only a joke</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dnkr, post: 3443949, member: 89970"] Originally Posted by [B]upe[/B] [I]1) What is the difference between women and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. [COLOR=dimgray][COLOR=red]Actual Answer: Puppies are four-legged animals, but women are two-legged human beings who have feelings :P[/COLOR][/COLOR] ********** it only a JOKe[/I] [I] 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... [COLOR=red]Actual Answer: Women are actually pretty smart..men are too ignorant to realize it[/COLOR] ********** its only a joke 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. [COLOR=red]Actual Answer: NOTHING![/COLOR] ********** its only a joke 4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares ?????.. [COLOR=red] Actual Answer: check your physics text book[/COLOR] ********** Both at da same time (its only a joke)[/I] [I] 5) What did God say after he created woman? Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man. [COLOR=red]Actual Answer: LOL ..God actually created man first and then the woman was created from his ribs. :P[/COLOR] **********[/I] [I]charles darwin theory !pls read (its only a joke)[/I] [I] 6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ? Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either. [COLOR=red]Actual Answer: open your eyes will you? you might not be able to see a UFO but intelligent women are everywhere! [/COLOR]its only a joke ********** 7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? Answers: I) no mind ii) no business [COLOR=red]Actual Answer: who says that we don't??:no: [/COLOR] its only a joke [/I] [I] [/I] [I]8)why was dis women soooo jobless to prove dat it is a stupid joke[/I] [I]Answer;they ar so dum they dnt knw a joke wen they see one [/I] [I] [/I] [I]its only a joke[/I] [/QUOTE]
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