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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 4033093" data-attributes="member: 21277">A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.&nbsp; &nbsp; Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ----------------&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; * Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ------------------&nbsp;* True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur&nbsp; marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; --------------&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; * A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Dr: What salary U Xpect?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Nurse: Rs.10,000.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Dr was overjoyed &amp; said: My Pleasure.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ----------------&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; * Which is the most confusing day in America ?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Fathers day!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ---------------* There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; --------------* A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage&nbsp; with bread &amp; water. Bird wakes up, luks around &amp; screams: Aaila Jail !!! I've killed the motorist</blockquote>

[QUOTE="rith, post: 4033093, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe! ---------------- * Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya! ------------------ * True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u! -------------- * A cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Dr: What salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000 ---------------- * Which is the most confusing day in America ? Fathers day! --------------- * There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence. -------------- * A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Aaila Jail !!! I've killed the motorist[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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