Its Time to Smile

[rith]

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

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* Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.

Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?

Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.

Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.

Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

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* True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!

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* A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.

Dr: What salary U Xpect?

Nurse: Rs.10,000.

Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.

Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000

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* Which is the most confusing day in America ?

Fathers day!

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* There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

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* A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Aaila Jail !!! I've killed the motorist

 

[DJANURADHA@mp3]

patta


1st

 

[marley]

• ela ela

 

[kasun.madhusanka]

Niyamai macho.

 

[sithmini]

 

[prasadana2]

i like the nurce thing...

 

[coollifestyle4u]

Maxxa Machan.. Oya thiyennay..
Joke Ne kiwwatha.. lol.

 

[thusi02]

 

[asanka10]

 

[thilzz]

 

[DJ ASHAN]

hmmmm

 

[smother]

ELA & PATTTTA ..... WNA NADDA....

 

[Diego97]

hehheheheee.e.e.e.eee

 

[rifnet2006]

He Heee LOLzz
Elakiri....

 

[Wolverine GTR]

He.........He...............