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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Miami-Vice" data-source="post: 9485825" data-attributes="member: 279482">Found these jokes about Jack Bauer (24 tv show) while surfing the net. Funny <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />(You will have to forget how good a character Jack Bauer is for a moment to enjoy this)<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It took God Six days to create the world; Jack only has 24 hours to save the world. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If Jack Bauer gives you his word that you'll get your deal, then he really means it. Unless you killed David Palmer. Then you're f**ked. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer doesn't laugh in the face of danger; Jack Bauer is the face of danger. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/growl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":growl:" title="Growl    :growl:" data-shortname=":growl:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/growl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":growl:" title="Growl    :growl:" data-shortname=":growl:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /></li> </ul></blockquote>

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