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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Miami-Vice" data-source="post: 9485920" data-attributes="member: 279482">Continued....<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f**king beef. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When Jack learned that Audrey was killed in a car accident in China, one billion asians crapped their pants. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If Jack Bauer needs backup, he looks in a mirror. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">All Video games now feature four difficulty levels: Easy, Normal, Hard, and Jack Bauer...No one has ever beaten the game on Jack Bauer. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If Jack Bauer says "Dammit!" more than once in a 24 hour period, don't be in L.A. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer shoots first and, well, that's it. Jack shoots first. He hates to ask questions. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer has methods of interrogation that enable people to remember previous lives. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer is sorry about your loss but he needs you to focus on the primary objective right now. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer shot his first girl friend. She was tired of being on the bottom during sex. Jack Bauer never compromises his position. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer could kill the devil but that would leave Jack unemployed. Jack Bauer just LOVES his f**king job. </li> </ul></blockquote>

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