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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Miami-Vice" data-source="post: 9486093" data-attributes="member: 279482">Continued.....<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f**king dead."</li> </ul></blockquote>

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