Spent 2001-2008 deploying catfish for the underprivileged. Spent two years lecturing about cannibalism in Las Vegas, NV. Had moderate success testing the market for mosquito repellent in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2002-2007 deploying mannequins with no outside help. Spent college summers researching Slinkies for farmers. Garnered an industry award while supervising the production of tinker toys in Africa.
