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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4160445" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. </span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?” </span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The woodcutter told Him that he had dropped his axe into the water. God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“Is this your axe?” God asked.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The woodcutter said “No”</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">God again went down and came up with a silver axe.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“Is this your axe?” God asked.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The woodcutter said “No”</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">God went down again and came up with an iron axe.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“Is this your axe?” God asked.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The woodcutter said “Yes”</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">God was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The wood cutter went home happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along the river, his wife fell into the river. </span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?” </span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“My wife has fallen into the water” said the woodcutter.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">God went down and came up with Jennifer Lopez.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“Is this your wife?” God asked.</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“Yes” he said</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">God was furious, “YOOOOUUUU CHHHHEEAAAATTTT! !!! Now I am going to curse you!!!”</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The woodcutter quickly said, “Forgive me My lord. It is all a misunderstanding. If I say “no” to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. If I also say ‘No’ to her, you will finally come up with my wife and I will say ‘Yes’. Then you will give all three to me. I am a poor man. I will not be able to look after all three. So that’s why I have to say ‘Yes’”</span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4160445, member: 167624"] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?” [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]The woodcutter told Him that he had dropped his axe into the water. God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]“Is this your axe?” God asked.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]The woodcutter said “No”[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]God again went down and came up with a silver axe.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]“Is this your axe?” God asked.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]The woodcutter said “No”[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]God went down again and came up with an iron axe.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]“Is this your axe?” God asked.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]The woodcutter said “Yes”[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]God was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]The wood cutter went home happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along the river, his wife fell into the river. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?” [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]“My wife has fallen into the water” said the woodcutter.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]God went down and came up with Jennifer Lopez.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]“Is this your wife?” God asked.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]“Yes” he said[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]God was furious, “YOOOOUUUU CHHHHEEAAAATTTT! !!! Now I am going to curse you!!!”[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Papyrus][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]The woodcutter quickly said, “Forgive me My lord. It is all a misunderstanding. If I say “no” to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. If I also say ‘No’ to her, you will finally come up with my wife and I will say ‘Yes’. Then you will give all three to me. I am a poor man. I will not be able to look after all three. So that’s why I have to say ‘Yes’”[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [/CENTER] :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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