Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed .
He shoots his friend to death .
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends" .
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother "
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information F ighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means , With I diot For E ver !!!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress , tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period ?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ?
Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes . Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
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Son and his firend asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. ur friend also my son, that's
confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom:##??!!
He shoots his friend to death .
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends" .
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother "
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information F ighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means , With I diot For E ver !!!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress , tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period ?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ?
Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes . Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
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Son and his firend asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. ur friend also my son, that's
confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom:##??!!
