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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crazer_z" data-source="post: 647689" data-attributes="member: 10689">Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed .He shoots his friend to death .Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends" . ****************************************************************Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother "Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" **************************************************************** What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress ****************************************************************Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??                         Without Information F ighting EverytimeWife replies," No, It means , With I diot For E ver !!!" ****************************************************************Three Feelings:What's the difference between stress , tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,Panic is when both are pregnant.****************************************************************Teacher: u know the importance of period ?Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away. ****************************************************************Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ?Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.****************************************************************Women asked man who is traveling with six children,  all these kids are urs??No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints. ****************************************************************Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.1st: How urs look like?2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes . Wat abt urs?1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!! ****************************************************************Son and his firend asks difference between confidence and confidentialDad says, you are my son, im confident. ur friend also my  son, that'sconfidential! ***********************************************************Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex.Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.Mom:##??!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></blockquote>

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