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Message: <blockquote data-quote="svpslpa" data-source="post: 10757202" data-attributes="member: 119479"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"><strong>A crusty old man walks into the local Church of Christ and says to the secretary, </strong></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">"I would like to join this damn church."</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">The astonished woman replies, </span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">"I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" </span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, </span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 0 million bucks in the damn lottery </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: red">"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"</span> </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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