Joining a church

[svpslpa]

A crusty old man walks into the local Church of Christ and says to the secretary, ​

"I would like to join this damn church."​

The astonished woman replies, ​

"I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"​

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" ​

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."​

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.​

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, ​

"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"​

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 0 million bucks in the damn lottery
and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."​

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?" ​

 

[foxmorio]

??????

 

[IveyStyle]

come on man...
boru katha hadnna epa..
joke eka uba kaala ne...

 

[IveyStyle]

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account"
To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"

 

[Diego97]

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account"
To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"