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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9353524" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">A barber told a bald millionaire: Rub your head on pu*sy of a young girl for hair growth"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Bald Bill: But I see, u r also bald</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Barber: Ah! but, look at my moustaches.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Student: Fu**ing.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Teacher: Shame on u, how's it?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Student: Bcoz laughing is " haa haa haa", and Fu**ing is "aah aah aah".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls - Olympic sex.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Why is sex similar to shaving?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do, it again with same perfection.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Two prostitutes were talking,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">1st: We r in the best business in the world.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">2nd: How?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">1st: We have it, sell it, and we still have it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-size: 12px">rep ekak dila comment ekakk dammata waradak naha </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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