A barber told a bald millionaire: Rub your head on pu*sy of a young girl for hair growth"
Bald Bill: But I see, u r also bald
Barber: Ah! but, look at my moustaches.
Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?
Student: Fu**ing.
Teacher: Shame on u, how's it?
Student: Bcoz laughing is " haa haa haa", and Fu**ing is "aah aah aah".
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls - Olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do, it again with same perfection.
While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.
Two prostitutes were talking,
1st: We r in the best business in the world.
2nd: How?
1st: We have it, sell it, and we still have it.
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Bald Bill: But I see, u r also bald
Barber: Ah! but, look at my moustaches.
Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?
Student: Fu**ing.
Teacher: Shame on u, how's it?
Student: Bcoz laughing is " haa haa haa", and Fu**ing is "aah aah aah".
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls - Olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do, it again with same perfection.
While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.
Two prostitutes were talking,
1st: We r in the best business in the world.
2nd: How?
1st: We have it, sell it, and we still have it.
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