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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Miami-Vice" data-source="post: 10981653" data-attributes="member: 279482">Jokes!!!Difference between Poetry and EssayQuestion: What is the difference between Poetry and Essay?Answer: Any Word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by a Wife is an ESSAY!Every Lady hopes that…Every Lady hopes that her daughter will marry a Better Man than she did and is convinced that her son'll never find a wife as Good as his father did!Four letter word starts with F and ends with KQuestion: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can’t get it he uses his hands?Answer: ForkWhy is 69 position called as smokers style?Question: Why is 69 position called as smokers style?Answer: Because while she is enjoying cigar, he is cleaning ashtray.That son of a bitch!!!Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."Priest: "What have you done my child?"Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"Girl: "Because he touched my hand."Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he touched my breast."Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her breast)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he took off my clothes,father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"Warm LoverJohn was talking to his fiancee, Rebecca, and he said, “Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?”To which she replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that you’re warm.”"Really?" he said excitedly."Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'."John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."Valentine's Day is...Valentine's Day is...Flowers: Rs. 500Dinner and Movie: Rs. 1500Hotel room afterwards: Rs. 2,500The look on your face when she says she's on her period: F...ing Priceless!REP+ if you like... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></blockquote>

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