Jokes!!!
Difference between Poetry and Essay
Question: What is the difference between Poetry and Essay?
Answer: Any Word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by a Wife is an ESSAY!
Every Lady hopes that…
Every Lady hopes that her daughter will marry a Better Man than she did and is convinced that her son'll never find a wife as Good as his father did!
Four letter word starts with F and ends with K
Question: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can’t get it he uses his hands?
Answer: Fork
Why is 69 position called as smokers style?
Question: Why is 69 position called as smokers style?
Answer: Because while she is enjoying cigar, he is cleaning ashtray.
That son of a bitch!!!
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes,
father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."
Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Warm Lover
John was talking to his fiancee, Rebecca, and he said, “Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?”
To which she replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that you’re warm.”
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'."
John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
Valentine's Day is...
Valentine's Day is...
Flowers: Rs. 500
Dinner and Movie: Rs. 1500
Hotel room afterwards: Rs. 2,500
The look on your face when she says she's on her period: F...ing Priceless!
REP+ if you like...
Difference between Poetry and Essay
Question: What is the difference between Poetry and Essay?
Answer: Any Word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by a Wife is an ESSAY!
Every Lady hopes that…
Every Lady hopes that her daughter will marry a Better Man than she did and is convinced that her son'll never find a wife as Good as his father did!
Four letter word starts with F and ends with K
Question: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can’t get it he uses his hands?
Answer: Fork
Why is 69 position called as smokers style?
Question: Why is 69 position called as smokers style?
Answer: Because while she is enjoying cigar, he is cleaning ashtray.
That son of a bitch!!!
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes,
father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."
Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Warm Lover
John was talking to his fiancee, Rebecca, and he said, “Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?”
To which she replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that you’re warm.”
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'."
John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
Valentine's Day is...
Valentine's Day is...
Flowers: Rs. 500
Dinner and Movie: Rs. 1500
Hotel room afterwards: Rs. 2,500
The look on your face when she says she's on her period: F...ing Priceless!
REP+ if you like...
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