Police Woman And The Drunk Driver
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
The Three Mice
Three mice living in a bathroom didn't like their living quarters and decided to change.
One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet.
The next morning they reported back to the medicine closet.
The first mouse said "Wow! I slept GREAT!"
And with that the second said "I slept WONDERFULY!"
But the third, "Ugg! I slept horribly!... First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!"
Little Jonny And The Phone Call
The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said, “Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”
“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too little to smoke
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
The Three Mice
Three mice living in a bathroom didn't like their living quarters and decided to change.
One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet.
The next morning they reported back to the medicine closet.
The first mouse said "Wow! I slept GREAT!"
And with that the second said "I slept WONDERFULY!"
But the third, "Ugg! I slept horribly!... First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!"
Little Jonny And The Phone Call
The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said, “Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”
“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too little to smoke
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