Teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter
Now you can see what's hidden
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground.
Same way u r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...
TEACHER: u call ur mother as MUM. What will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
Sardar:so simple,i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,
Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....
Wife 2 Husband,'See That's My First Boy-Friend At The Bar, He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago !' Husband,"Nonsense ! No One Can Celebrate That Long !.
A Son at college wanted more money.
He sent a telegram to his father
"NO MONEY.
NO FUN.
UR SON."
The father replied:
"HOW SAD,
TOO BAD,
UR DAD!!
Frog goes 2 astrologer 2 know its future.
Ast:u'll meet a young girl who wants 2 no evrythg abt u.
Frg:Grt! wen & whr?
Ast:Nxt semster in biology lab.
Boy:I'll climb d tallest mount,swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4u..!
Girl:So sweet! Can u come 2meet me ?
Boy:Not now,its raining..
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter
Now you can see what's hidden
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground.
Same way u r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...
TEACHER: u call ur mother as MUM. What will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
Sardar:so simple,i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,
Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....
Wife 2 Husband,'See That's My First Boy-Friend At The Bar, He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago !' Husband,"Nonsense ! No One Can Celebrate That Long !.
A Son at college wanted more money.
He sent a telegram to his father
"NO MONEY.
NO FUN.
UR SON."
The father replied:
"HOW SAD,
TOO BAD,
UR DAD!!
Frog goes 2 astrologer 2 know its future.
Ast:u'll meet a young girl who wants 2 no evrythg abt u.
Frg:Grt! wen & whr?
Ast:Nxt semster in biology lab.
Boy:I'll climb d tallest mount,swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4u..!
Girl:So sweet! Can u come 2meet me ?
Boy:Not now,its raining..
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
