>I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
> I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
> I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> God saw me hungry, he created pizza ..
> He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi ...
> He saw me in dark, he created light ...
> He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Twinkle Twinkle little star
> You should know what you are
> And once you know what you are
> Mental hospital is not so far.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
> STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
> The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
>
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
> free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
> still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
>
> Why does history keep repeating it self?
> Because we weren't listening the first time !
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
> still he was in jail.......why?
> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
> "yes of course...."
> "Great ! i never could before"
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
> If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
> I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> God saw me hungry, he created pizza ..
> He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi ...
> He saw me in dark, he created light ...
> He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Twinkle Twinkle little star
> You should know what you are
> And once you know what you are
> Mental hospital is not so far.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
> STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
> The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
>
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
> free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
> still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
>
> Why does history keep repeating it self?
> Because we weren't listening the first time !
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
> still he was in jail.......why?
> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
> "yes of course...."
> "Great ! i never could before"
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
> If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
