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<blockquote data-quote="BadHistory" data-source="post: 135748" data-attributes="member: 11691"><p>>I wrote your name on sand it got washed. </p><p> > I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then </p><p> > I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </p><p> > </p><p> > God saw me hungry, he created pizza .. </p><p> > He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi ... </p><p> > He saw me in dark, he created light ... </p><p> > He saw me without problems, he created YOU. </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </p><p> > </p><p> > Twinkle Twinkle little star </p><p> > You should know what you are </p><p> > And once you know what you are </p><p> > Mental hospital is not so far. </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </p><p> > </p><p> > TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? </p><p> > STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens ! </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </p><p> > </p><p> > Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working. </p><p> > The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working. </p><p> > </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </p><p> > </p><p> > </p><p> > When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to </p><p> > free u from darkness and if after you pray and your </p><p> > still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL ! </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </p><p> > </p><p> > </p><p> > </p><p> > Why does history keep repeating it self? </p><p> > Because we weren't listening the first time ! </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </p><p> > </p><p> > A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... </p><p> > still he was in jail.......why? </p><p> > coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff ! </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </p><p> > "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" </p><p> > "yes of course...." </p><p> > "Great ! i never could before" </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </p><p> > </p><p> > The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. </p><p> > If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you? </p><p> > </p><p> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BadHistory, post: 135748, member: 11691"] >I wrote your name on sand it got washed. > I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then > I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > God saw me hungry, he created pizza .. > He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi ... > He saw me in dark, he created light ... > He saw me without problems, he created YOU. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Twinkle Twinkle little star > You should know what you are > And once you know what you are > Mental hospital is not so far. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? > STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens ! > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working. > The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working. > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to > free u from darkness and if after you pray and your > still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL ! > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > Why does history keep repeating it self? > Because we weren't listening the first time ! > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... > still he was in jail.......why? > coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff ! > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" > "yes of course...." > "Great ! i never could before" > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. > If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you? > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* [/QUOTE]
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