A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says, "I will grant each of you three wishes."
The bear says, "I wish all the bears in the forest were females."
poof It's done.
The rabbit says, "I wish for a motorcycle."
poof It's done.
The bear says, "I wish all the bears in this country were females."
poof It's done.
The rabbit says, "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house."
poof It's done.
The bear is thinking to himself. Why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well. "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female."
poof It's done.
The rabbit says, "For my last wish, I want the bear to be gay."
And he rides off on his motorcycle.
