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<blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 395025" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says, "I will grant each of you three wishes."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The bear says, "I wish all the bears in the forest were females."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><strong>poof</strong> It's done.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The rabbit says, "I wish for a motorcycle."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><strong>poof</strong> It's done.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The bear says, "I wish all the bears in this country were females."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><strong>poof</strong> It's done.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The rabbit says, "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><strong>poof</strong> It's done.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The bear is thinking to himself. <em>Why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well.</em> "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><strong>poof</strong> It's done.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The rabbit says, "For <em>my</em> last wish, I want the bear to be gay."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>And he rides off on his motorcycle.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shaggy, post: 395025, member: 2962"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][B] A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says, "I will grant each of you three wishes." The bear says, "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." [B]poof[/B] It's done. The rabbit says, "I wish for a motorcycle." [B]poof[/B] It's done. The bear says, "I wish all the bears in this country were females." [B]poof[/B] It's done. The rabbit says, "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." [B]poof[/B] It's done. The bear is thinking to himself. [I]Why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well.[/I] "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." [B]poof[/B] It's done. The rabbit says, "For [I]my[/I] last wish, I want the bear to be gay." And he rides off on his motorcycle. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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