Man comes home , finds his wife with his
friend in bed . He shoots
his friend to death .
Wife says "If you behave like this, you
will lose ALL your friends" .
> >> *****
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
> >> *****
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
> >> *****
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of
WIFE??
Without Information F ighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,
W ith Idiot F or Ever !!!"
> >> ***********************
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress,
tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension
is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
> >> *************
friend in bed . He shoots
his friend to death .
Wife says "If you behave like this, you
will lose ALL your friends" .
> >> *****
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
> >> *****
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
> >> *****
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of
WIFE??
Without Information F ighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,
W ith Idiot F or Ever !!!"
> >> ***********************
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress,
tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension
is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
> >> *************
