*Judge to child: Do you want to live with your Mother ?*
*Child:** **No*
*Judge: Why ?*
*Child: She beats me.*
*Judge:** **Okay, so you want to live with Dad ?*
*Child:** **No.*
*Judge: Why not ?*
*Child: He beats me too.*
*Judge: So, who do you want to live with ?*
*Child: **Sri Lankan Cricket** Team. *
*Judge: WHY ? ? *
*Child: They beat NOBODY! *
