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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eclipse" data-source="post: 2487413" data-attributes="member: 84173"><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Two Reasons to......????? </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.  </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."  </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."  </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>;  </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>;  </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>; </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of  </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>the school</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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