~~~| Just 2 Reasons... |~~~

Eclipse

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  • Mar 1, 2008
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    -*Maharagama*-
    Two Reasons to......?????


    One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

    MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

    SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

    MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

    SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

    MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

    SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"

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    MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
    the school