Husband - If i could buy silence from the market i would have bought it.
wife - Give Me Rs 500 and i will keep quiet for the day.
Student - can i take the same book that i took few days ago?
Librarian - it is that interesting?
Student - no I wrote my GF Telephone number on it.
Senior Student during ragging to junior:
On Your marriage, i will kiss your wife.
Junior - OK ,,But i will marry your sister.
wife - Give Me Rs 500 and i will keep quiet for the day.
Student - can i take the same book that i took few days ago?
Librarian - it is that interesting?
Student - no I wrote my GF Telephone number on it.
Senior Student during ragging to junior:
On Your marriage, i will kiss your wife.
Junior - OK ,,But i will marry your sister.
