Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.
Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
************************************************************************
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.
Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
************************************************************************
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
************************************************************************
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
*************************************************************************
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
May be a Re Post
