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Message: <blockquote data-quote="namal_akash" data-source="post: 14807822" data-attributes="member: 144612"><p><span style="color: #3333FF"> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Wife:</span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"> I wish I was a newspaper<strong>,</strong>  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">So I'd be in your hands all day.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">   </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Husband:</span> I too wish that you were a newspaper,  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">So I could have a new one everyday.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">************************************************************************</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Doctor:</span> Your husband needs rest and peace. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">Here are some sleeping pills..</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Wife:</span> When must I give them to him?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Doctor:</span> They are for you</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">************************************************************************</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Wife:</span> I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Husband:</span> You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">************************************************************************</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">   </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Husband:</span> Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">So I bought 3 movie tickets.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Wife:</span> Why Three?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Husband:</span> For you and your parents</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">*************************************************************************</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">   </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Wife:</span> What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Husband:</span> A lovely Push...!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">May be a Re<span style="font-size: 18px"> Post</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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