A burglar breaks into a house one night. He is snooping about looking for valuables when he hears a voice saying " Jesus knows you're here".
He nearly jumped out of his skin, turned his torch off and stayed still. After a minute he shook his head and continued on his raid.
He was just about to put the dvd player in his bag when he heard as clear as a bell " Jesus is watching you"
Petrified he shone his light around the room till it came to rest on a parrot, in a cage, in the corner of the room.
"Did you say that?" hissed the burglar to the parrot. "Yes", confessed the parrott, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you".
The burglar let out a huge laugh then said "Oh yeah he's watching me, and who the hell are you?". "I'm Moses" replied the parrot.
The burglar fell on the floor laughing "who the hell calls their parrott Moses?"
The parrott replied "The same people who call their rottweiler Jesus!"
He nearly jumped out of his skin, turned his torch off and stayed still. After a minute he shook his head and continued on his raid.
He was just about to put the dvd player in his bag when he heard as clear as a bell " Jesus is watching you"
Petrified he shone his light around the room till it came to rest on a parrot, in a cage, in the corner of the room.
"Did you say that?" hissed the burglar to the parrot. "Yes", confessed the parrott, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you".
The burglar let out a huge laugh then said "Oh yeah he's watching me, and who the hell are you?". "I'm Moses" replied the parrot.
The burglar fell on the floor laughing "who the hell calls their parrott Moses?"
The parrott replied "The same people who call their rottweiler Jesus!"
