Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose all your friends".
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Small boy wrote to Santa Claus "send me a brother" Santa wrote back, "send me your mother"
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What is the definition of Mistress..?
Someone between the Mister & Mattress
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Husband asks, do you know the meaning of wife..?
"Without Information Fighting Everything"
Wife replies, "No it means,
"With Idiot For Ever"..!
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Three feelings;
What is the difference between stress, tension & panic..?
Stress is when wife is pregnant
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant
Panic is when both are pregnant
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Teacher:- you know the importance of period..?
Kid :- Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Woman asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are yours..?
No, I work in a Condom factory & these are customers complaints.
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Son asks difference between confidence & confidential
Dad says, you are my son , I'm confident.
Your friend is also my son, that's confidential
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Mother to her teenage daughter:- I think this is the right time we should
talk about sex.
Daughter excitingly :- Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know
Mother faints.
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Ejnoy reading,
DJ
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose all your friends".
===============
Small boy wrote to Santa Claus "send me a brother" Santa wrote back, "send me your mother"
===============
What is the definition of Mistress..?
Someone between the Mister & Mattress
===============
Husband asks, do you know the meaning of wife..?
"Without Information Fighting Everything"
Wife replies, "No it means,
"With Idiot For Ever"..!
===============
Three feelings;
What is the difference between stress, tension & panic..?
Stress is when wife is pregnant
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant
Panic is when both are pregnant
================
Teacher:- you know the importance of period..?
Kid :- Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
================
Woman asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are yours..?
No, I work in a Condom factory & these are customers complaints.
================
Son asks difference between confidence & confidential
Dad says, you are my son , I'm confident.
Your friend is also my son, that's confidential
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Mother to her teenage daughter:- I think this is the right time we should
talk about sex.
Daughter excitingly :- Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know
Mother faints.
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Ejnoy reading,
DJ
