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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ewmdyn" data-source="post: 578104" data-attributes="member: 32804"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">He shoots his friend to death.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose all your friends".</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">===============</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Small boy wrote to Santa Claus "send me a brother" Santa wrote back, "send me your mother"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">===============</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">What is the definition of Mistress..?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Someone between the Mister & Mattress</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">===============</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband asks, do you know the meaning of wife..?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Without Information Fighting Everything"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Wife replies, "No it means,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"With Idiot For Ever"..!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">===============</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Three feelings;</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">What is the difference between stress, tension & panic..?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Stress is when wife is pregnant</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Panic is when both are pregnant</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">================</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher:- you know the importance of period..?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Kid        :- Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">================</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Woman asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are yours..?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">No, I work in a Condom factory & these are customers complaints.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">================</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Son asks difference between confidence & confidential</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Dad says, you are my son , I'm confident.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Your friend is also my son, that's confidential</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">================</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Mother to her teenage daughter:- I think this is the right time we should</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">talk about sex.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Daughter excitingly :-  Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Mother faints.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">================</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Ejnoy reading,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">DJ</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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