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<blockquote data-quote="coolgayathra" data-source="post: 4056747" data-attributes="member: 163639"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">She says, "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">After a moment of silence, he farted. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </span><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="coolgayathra, post: 4056747, member: 163639"] [SIZE=4]A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." She says, "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted. :lol: :shocked: [/SIZE][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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