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<blockquote data-quote="ram4mira" data-source="post: 3803419" data-attributes="member: 15671"><p>Guy's i found this through Facebook......</p><p>This is Awesomeeeeee!!!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>1.GHOST KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kind where you feel the kakka come out</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>but there is no kakka in the toilet...</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>2 CLEAN KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kind where you kakka it out,see it iin the toilet, but there is nothing in the tissue paper.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>3 WET KAKKA.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times but you</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>still feel unwiped,so you have to put some tisssue between your butt and underwear/briefs so u wont ruin them with stains</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>4SECOND WAVE KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>this happens when youve done your kakka-ing and you have pulled your pants up to your knees ... then you realise you have to kakka some more</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>5 .POP- A- VEIN- IN -YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kind where you STRAIN so much to get it out that you almost have a stroke ...</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>6.LINCOLN LOG KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kind of kakka thats sooooo huge you are afraid to flush before first breaking it down to little pieces with the toilet brush</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>7.GASSY KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>its so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>8 DRINKERS KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kind of kakka u have after a long night of drinking</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>its most noticable traits are its skid marks at the bottom of the toilet</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>9 CORN KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kind of kakka where the corn looks like raisins in a muffin.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>10 GEE- I- WISH- I- COULD- KAKKA KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kind where you want to kakka but all you are doing is sitting on the toilet and farting a few times</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>11.SPINAL TAP KAKKA.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>thats where it hurts so bad coming out that youd swear it was coming out sideways!</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>12. WET CHEEKS KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>otherwise known as The Michael Schumacher kakka...</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kind that comes out so fast,your butt cheks get splashed with water</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>13.THE DANGLING KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done kakkain it!so you just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>14.THE SURPRISE KAKKA!</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>You are not even in the toilet because you are sure you just want to fart,but ......OOPPPSS!!!!</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>A KAKKA!!</strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">You can add other kakka's as well!!</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Enjoy!</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">and have a Kakkafull day!</span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ram4mira, post: 3803419, member: 15671"] Guy's i found this through Facebook...... This is Awesomeeeeee!!! [COLOR="DarkRed"][B]1.GHOST KAKKA the kind where you feel the kakka come out but there is no kakka in the toilet... 2 CLEAN KAKKA the kind where you kakka it out,see it iin the toilet, but there is nothing in the tissue paper. 3 WET KAKKA. the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times but you still feel unwiped,so you have to put some tisssue between your butt and underwear/briefs so u wont ruin them with stains 4SECOND WAVE KAKKA this happens when youve done your kakka-ing and you have pulled your pants up to your knees ... then you realise you have to kakka some more 5 .POP- A- VEIN- IN -YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA the kind where you STRAIN so much to get it out that you almost have a stroke ... 6.LINCOLN LOG KAKKA the kind of kakka thats sooooo huge you are afraid to flush before first breaking it down to little pieces with the toilet brush 7.GASSY KAKKA its so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling 8 DRINKERS KAKKA the kind of kakka u have after a long night of drinking its most noticable traits are its skid marks at the bottom of the toilet 9 CORN KAKKA the kind of kakka where the corn looks like raisins in a muffin. 10 GEE- I- WISH- I- COULD- KAKKA KAKKA the kind where you want to kakka but all you are doing is sitting on the toilet and farting a few times 11.SPINAL TAP KAKKA. thats where it hurts so bad coming out that youd swear it was coming out sideways! 12. WET CHEEKS KAKKA otherwise known as The Michael Schumacher kakka... the kind that comes out so fast,your butt cheks get splashed with water 13.THE DANGLING KAKKA the kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done kakkain it!so you just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. 14.THE SURPRISE KAKKA! You are not even in the toilet because you are sure you just want to fart,but ......OOPPPSS!!!! A KAKKA!![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]You can add other kakka's as well!! Enjoy! and have a Kakkafull day![/COLOR] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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