History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule started ?
Student : Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26 sir...
Teacher : U are a failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind U, Sir, but at ur age Hitler committed suicide
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One n8 a Policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says "anything u say can & will held against u"
He quickly replies "BOOBS" !
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wise boy + wise girl = figh
wise boy + stupid girl = sex
stupid boy + wise girl = love
stupid boy + stupid girl = marriage
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Little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother
asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes
to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and
he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back
in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and
bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick
a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so
you don't get any bacon for a week
either. I saw you kick the cow so for a
week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for
breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother
with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell
him or shouldI?"
[hint - cat = pussy]
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Guy:you sing very well
Girl:thanks, but am just a bathroom
singer
Guy: then invite me to any of your live programs
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Student : Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26 sir...
Teacher : U are a failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind U, Sir, but at ur age Hitler committed suicide
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One n8 a Policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says "anything u say can & will held against u"
He quickly replies "BOOBS" !
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
wise boy + wise girl = figh
wise boy + stupid girl = sex
stupid boy + wise girl = love
stupid boy + stupid girl = marriage
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Little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother
asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes
to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and
he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back
in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and
bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick
a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so
you don't get any bacon for a week
either. I saw you kick the cow so for a
week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for
breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother
with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell
him or shouldI?"
[hint - cat = pussy]
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
Guy:you sing very well
Girl:thanks, but am just a bathroom
singer
Guy: then invite me to any of your live programs
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