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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chucks" data-source="post: 11463782" data-attributes="member: 2188">History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule started ?Student : Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26 sir...Teacher : U are a failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind U, Sir, but at ur age Hitler committed suicide<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻One n8 a Policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.She says "anything u say can & will held against u"He quickly replies "BOOBS" !<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻wise boy + wise girl = fighwise boy + stupid girl = sexstupid boy + wise girl = lovestupid boy + stupid girl = marriage<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻Little boy comes down to breakfast.Since they live on a farm, his motherasks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goesto feed the chickens, and he kicks achicken. He goes to feed the cows, andhe kicks a cow. He goes to feed thepigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes backin for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs andbacon? Why don't I have any milk in mycereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kicka chicken, so you don't get any eggsfor a week. I saw you kick the pig, soyou don't get any bacon for a weekeither. I saw you kick the cow so for aweek you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down forbreakfast and kicks the cat halfwayacross the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his motherwith a smile, and says, "You gonna tellhim or shouldI?"[hint - cat = pussy]<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻Guy:you sing very well Girl:thanks, but am just a bathroomsinger Guy: then invite me to any of your live programs<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻</blockquote>

Verification: Nawa warak dahaya keeyada? (Namaya wadi kireema dahaya)

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