Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c
implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your
daughter - so I love your daughter.
2) Its funny when people discuss over
"love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would
like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of
money, multiplication of enemies &
division of friends.
4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength,
Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out
5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls .
These are the world's largest waterfalls and
the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that
we can hear the Niagara Falls?"
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implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your
daughter - so I love your daughter.
2) Its funny when people discuss over
"love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would
like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of
money, multiplication of enemies &
division of friends.
4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength,
Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out
5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls .
These are the world's largest waterfalls and
the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that
we can hear the Niagara Falls?"
Want more ???
The Newest site in the town www.srilankatheisland.tk full of new n intresting stuff.........
