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<blockquote data-quote="chamindra" data-source="post: 48446" data-attributes="member: 2159"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Kids Are Quick </span></span></p><p></p><p>TEACHER:***** Maria, go to the map and find North America .</p><p></p><p>MARIA:*********** Here it is.</p><p></p><p>TEACHER:***** Correct. Now class, who discovered* America ?</p><p></p><p>CLASS:********* Maria. </p><p>____________ _________ _________ ______</p><p></p><p>*</p><p>TEACHER:** John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?</p><p></p><p>JOHN:***** You told me to do it without using tables. </p><p>____________ _________ _________ _________ ___</p><p></p><p>TEACHER:** *** Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" </p><p></p><p>GLENN:************ K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L" </p><p></p><p>TEACHER:******* No, that's wrong </p><p></p><p>GLENN:********** Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. </p><p>____________ _________ _________ _________ _____ </p><p></p><p>TEACHER:****** Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? </p><p></p><p>DONALD:******** H I J K L M N O. </p><p></p><p>TEACHER:****** What are you talking about?</p><p></p><p>DONALD:******* Yesterday you said it's H to O. </p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _________ ____</p><p></p><p>TEACHER:** Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. </p><p></p><p>WINNIE:*** Me! </p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _________ _________ ___</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER:***** Glen, why do you always get so dirty?</p><p></p><p>GLEN:********* Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. </p><p>____________ _________ _________ _________</p><p></p><p>TEACHER:****** Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."</p><p></p><p>MILLIE:********* I is...</p><p></p><p>TEACHER:****** No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."</p><p></p><p>MILLIE:******** All right...* "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." **</p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _________ ___ </p><p></p><p>TEACHER:**** George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.*** Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?</p><p></p><p>LOUIS:********* Because George still had the ax in his hand.</p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _________ ________</p><p></p><p>***</p><p>TEACHER:**** Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? </p><p></p><p>SIMON:******* No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.</p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _________ </p><p></p><p>***</p><p>TEACHER:**** Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.** Did you copy his? </p><p></p><p>CLYDE :********* No, teacher, it's the same dog.</p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _________ _____</p><p></p><p>TEACHER:**** Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?</p><p></p><p>HAROLD:**** A teacher.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chamindra, post: 48446, member: 2159"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"]Kids Are Quick [/SIZE][/FONT] TEACHER:***** Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA:*********** Here it is. TEACHER:***** Correct. Now class, who discovered* America ? CLASS:********* Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______ * TEACHER:** John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:***** You told me to do it without using tables. ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER:** *** Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN:************ K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L" TEACHER:******* No, that's wrong GLENN:********** Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER:****** Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:******** H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:****** What are you talking about? DONALD:******* Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____________ _________ _________ ____ TEACHER:** Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:*** Me! ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER:***** Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:********* Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ _________ TEACHER:****** Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE:********* I is... TEACHER:****** No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE:******** All right...* "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ** ____________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER:**** George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.*** Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:********* Because George still had the ax in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ ________ *** TEACHER:**** Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:******* No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________ *** TEACHER:**** Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.** Did you copy his? CLYDE :********* No, teacher, it's the same dog. ____________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER:**** Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD:**** A teacher. [/QUOTE]
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