Kids Are Quick
TEACHER:***** Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:*********** Here it is.
TEACHER:***** Correct. Now class, who discovered* America ?
CLASS:********* Maria.
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TEACHER:** John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:***** You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:** *** Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN:************ K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L"
TEACHER:******* No, that's wrong
GLENN:********** Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:****** Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:******** H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:****** What are you talking about?
DONALD:******* Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:** Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:*** Me!
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TEACHER:***** Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:********* Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:****** Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE:********* I is...
TEACHER:****** No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE:******** All right...* "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." **
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TEACHER:**** George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.*** Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:********* Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER:**** Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:******* No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:**** Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.** Did you copy his?
CLYDE :********* No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER:**** Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:**** A teacher.
TEACHER:***** Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:*********** Here it is.
TEACHER:***** Correct. Now class, who discovered* America ?
CLASS:********* Maria.
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TEACHER:** John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:***** You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:** *** Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN:************ K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L"
TEACHER:******* No, that's wrong
GLENN:********** Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:****** Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:******** H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:****** What are you talking about?
DONALD:******* Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:** Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:*** Me!
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TEACHER:***** Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:********* Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:****** Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE:********* I is...
TEACHER:****** No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE:******** All right...* "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." **
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TEACHER:**** George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.*** Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:********* Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER:**** Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:******* No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:**** Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.** Did you copy his?
CLYDE :********* No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER:**** Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:**** A teacher.
