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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5622411" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.</p><p></p><p>The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."</p><p></p><p>The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .</p><p></p><p>The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."</p><p></p><p>The bartender serves him.</p><p></p><p></p><p>The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."</p><p></p><p>He gets it.</p><p></p><p>Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."</p><p></p><p>The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.</p><p></p><p>The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"</p><p></p><p>"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 5622411, member: 49393"] After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together. The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him . The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness." The bartender serves him. The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg." He gets it. Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke." The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him. The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?" "Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I" [/QUOTE]
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