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<blockquote data-quote="RLR" data-source="post: 7848230" data-attributes="member: 122599"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">********************************************************</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">George W. Bush, Fidel Castro, Jennifer Lopez and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">The train goes through tunnel and it gets completely dark.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Suddenly there is a kissing sound and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">then a slap!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Castro are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">All of them remain silent and nobody says anything. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><strong> Margaret Thatcher is thinking.....</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">These Americans are all crazy after Jennifer Lopez. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: Black"><strong>Jennifer Lopez is thinking.....</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Margaret Thatcher instead and got slapped. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: Black"><strong> Bush is thinking.....</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Damn it! Castro must have tried to kiss Jennifer Lopez. She might have </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">thought it was me and slapped me. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: Black"><strong> Castro is thinking.....</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">********************************************************</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Found this while searching in the internet...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">It just cracked me up....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Hope you would like it....<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RLR, post: 7848230, member: 122599"] [SIZE=4]******************************************************** [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]George W. Bush, Fidel Castro, Jennifer Lopez and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train goes through tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Castro are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain silent and nobody says anything. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Black][B] Margaret Thatcher is thinking.....[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] These Americans are all crazy after Jennifer Lopez. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. [COLOR=Black][B]Jennifer Lopez is thinking.....[/B][/COLOR] Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Margaret Thatcher instead and got slapped. [COLOR=Black][B] Bush is thinking.....[/B][/COLOR] Damn it! Castro must have tried to kiss Jennifer Lopez. She might have thought it was me and slapped me. [COLOR=Black][B] Castro is thinking.....[/B][/COLOR] If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again..... [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] :lol:[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: ********************************************************[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]Found this while searching in the internet... It just cracked me up.... Hope you would like it....:):):) [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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