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Message: <blockquote data-quote="smother" data-source="post: 8347901" data-attributes="member: 166532"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><u>A Funny case of kiss and a slap:</u></strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">A Manager, his Assistant, an old woman and her young daughter are</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">introduced to each other and become temporary friends.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">The train comes out of the tunnel.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">The Manager is bending over holding his face, which is red from an</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">The Old woman is thinking:</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">The Young girl is thinking:</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">and got slapped.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">The Manager is thinking:</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">thought it was me and slapped me.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Now guess what the Assistant is thinking.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">=</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Now hold your breath and read what the Assistant is</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">thinking...........</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">sound and slap my Manager again. The Rascal keeps harassing me in the</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Office.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":-)" title="Smile    :-)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-)" /></span></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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