A Funny case of kiss and a slap:
A Manager, his Assistant, an old woman and her young daughter are
traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves
introduced to each other and become temporary friends.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed.
The Manager is bending over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
The Old woman is thinking:
These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my
daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
The Young girl is thinking:
The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead
and got slapped.
The Manager is thinking:
Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.
Now guess what the Assistant is thinking.
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Now hold your breath and read what the Assistant is
thinking...........
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap my Manager again. The Rascal keeps harassing me in the
Office.
A Manager, his Assistant, an old woman and her young daughter are
traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves
introduced to each other and become temporary friends.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed.
The Manager is bending over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
The Old woman is thinking:
These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my
daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
The Young girl is thinking:
The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead
and got slapped.
The Manager is thinking:
Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.
Now guess what the Assistant is thinking.
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Now hold your breath and read what the Assistant is
thinking...........
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap my Manager again. The Rascal keeps harassing me in the
Office.
hehe
ella
